He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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