He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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