Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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