its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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