and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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