i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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