How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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