I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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