Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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