why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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