this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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