no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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