I want you more than these girls want KFC
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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