Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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