But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize