he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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