You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Alive.
So much puke
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize