sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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