Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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