We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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