My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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