omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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