i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My bed smells like the plague
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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