i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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