Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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