Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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