i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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