Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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