put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
