So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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