there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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