at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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