come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
one might say we're banned from that church
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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