your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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