Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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