would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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