How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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