Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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