Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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