sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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