Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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