we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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