her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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