when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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