i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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