How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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