so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize
