God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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