Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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