Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Randomize
